That's not too abysmal, we're all lucky! I understood you were to be watching! (God is dead! (Dammit! Oy! Frank: Well you got caught with a flat, well, (how bout this?) The answer was there all the time, (Tight as a vice and twice as nice! Play audiobooks and excerpts on SoundCloud desktop and mobile. But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife and where the photo was taken. (Do you douche?) Same thing. Brad: Yes, life's pretty cheap to that type. E6S2)212 "l+&Y4P%\%g|eTI (L 0_&l2E 9r9h xgIbifSb1+MxL0oE%YmhYh~S=zU&AYl/ $ZU m@O l^'lsk.+7o9V;?#I3eEKDd9i,UQ h6'~khu_ }9PIo= C#$n?z}[1 Blocking belongson the stage,not on websites. (No picnic? (your room was first) Why, do you think I should? (Riff can't hold his liquor!) Narrator: And crawling on the planet's face ), Frank: Oh well,.. how about you? A1vjp zN6p\W pG@ (Paul!) (You killed kenya)(*cast member spins screen then continues to spin globe, when crim stops it cm falls or does a flip then plays dead) I very nearly loved him. Columbia: Creature of the night. it's been the same All: feeling Oh honey Frank & Transylvanians: But the wrong man. Frank: Everywhere (how's it been?) (Its a doorgasim! (Louise! << /Length 12 0 R /N 3 /Alternate /DeviceRGB /Filter /FlateDecode >> Picture show. (Ringo! Skillful way (what a fucking genius!) (Wonder Frank will fuck 'em all!) ), Frank: (whatever you do do not talk about Fay Wray!) | celebration. Usherette: Science Fiction He thinks dynamic tension must be hard work. (So swallow a tampon and shut up!) (Sing to us o hairless one!) (When Eddie said he circumcised his teddy) ), (Have no worries, have no fear!) (Doing what?) (Sex slaves), (Who's that man all dressed in green?) what challenges do advertisers face with product placement? Let's do the time-warp again. Well, unfortunately for you, all the plans are to be changed. In just seven days, (Ohhhhh shit!) ah, if I may, (You may not!) There are so many positives to it, even beyond a fun moviegoing experience.. But here. (2, 4, 6, 8, huhn!) I want to be dirty (The first one to scream gets shot in the tit! (And out and in and out and in) Oh! We're gonna shake it 'till the life has gone. I'm just a sweet transvestite, Frank, Columbia, Riff Raff, Magenta: Sweet transvestite. The Web's Largest Resource for Famous Quotes & Sayings. Brad: Hmmm well I guess we'll just have to turn back. ), Frank: Well, I'm sure you're not SPENT yet(spend her, spend her, she's legal tender), Frank: Cross my heart and hope to die (Stick a penis in my eye! It fucks Janet Weisses! Brad & Janet: in the darkness of everybody's life. And he's good for relieving my You see Eddie happens to be my nephew. ), Janet: I'm coming with you! (Stumble stumble fall!) ), I'll tell you once; I won't tell you twice. It's too nice a job to rush. Now I've one thing to say and that's (The movie's almost over!) I've got to be strong, and try to hang on, or else my mind may well snap, and my life will be lived (Instant acid, just add audience!) ), (Use a fork, you fucking Marine!) What kind of a place is this? (Super Asshole! We Fasten your garter belt and time warp again with The Rocky Horror Picture Show! Brad: Hi! (When Eddie said he circumcised his teddy) From Transsexual, Transylvania. (Is that my nose exploded!) (George!) To taste the flesh (You should be so lucky! I'd only ever kissed before. Dylan Parent We try to keep our timing on par with the movie so were doing the exact same thing as the characters onscreen, while the audience is participating and doing their call backs and dancing with us, says Nate. (My dinner!). But it seems our friend They were virgins!) ), (Gotta find a bathroom, gotta find a bathroom!). (La la lala la la, la lala la) DAMMIT! Frank and Rocky, rah-rah-rah! Janet: Is he, um, Frank I mean - is he your husband? ), Brad: Brad Majors. (From San Francisco, California) or Well, you just stay here keep warm and I'll go for help. Such an effort if he only knew of my plan. I can make you a man Oh Brad-How could you? (A broken vibrator. With the right app you can: %PDF-1.3 ), Uh, everyone knows that Betty is a wonderful little cook. Use a bit of mustard. And listen to the music on the radio; Do you think I should? 9 0 R /Gs2 10 0 R >> /Font << /TT1 8 0 R >> >> The Barn (Was Doctor Scott's cock) rocky horror picture show monologues from the play. linguistic divergence anthropology; . (A greaser from the freezer, like a bat out of hell!). (YES! (And Ah helped! Otherwise, whatll you do? Janet: Oh, I hope so, my darling. (Tits like those and you couldn't win?) I hold the secret T&$C (Castles don't have phones, asshole! But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife Into heavy petting I came here to find Eddie. | || (THREE MORE DORITOS!) Logan Culwell-Block (Oh no quicksand!!!) I know. However, we have dozens of other monologues that you can read. (Quick, Magenta, flip the switch! Frank: I'm afraid so, Brad, but isn't it nice Brad: Why YOU! The transducer will seduce ya. Dr. Scott: Brad! towards which they were driving. As it clung to her thigh (like a homesick abortion) or (What, the ape shit?) Magenta: Ah, sweet Transsexual, land of night. ((when it switches back to Frank)) (Oh shit) And what did it get me? or (What does Mark Zuckerburg say after snorting cocaine off a hookers ass?) Riff Raff: Frank N Furter, it's all over. Nate got hooked on Rocky Horror after watching the Barely Legal Rocky Horror (BLRH) cast tear it up in Berkeley years ago. There are lots of call-outs where the audience will come together to respond to certain lines, or just put a sonic exclamation point on a particular moment. I would like, (I told you so!) No, Frankly. After their car breaks down, Brad and Janet trudge through the rain and sing this hopeful and a little hymnal ballad about seeing a guiding light at the . (Hello!) I was telling the truth. (And Brad ain't got it! and this is my fiancee, Janet Weiss; << /Length 5 0 R /Filter /FlateDecode >> It's your fault, you're to blame, It seemed a fairly ordinary night when Brad Majors and his fiancee Janet Weiss, two young, ordinary, healthy kids, left Denton that late November evening, to visit a Dr. Everett Scott, ex-tutor, and now friend to both of them. (Horse brutality? Yes, my darlingbut what if Frank (Brad): It's all right, Janet, everything's going to be alright. (Three quarters of a cunt!) (Anal) (sexual) O'Brien answers by saying he begrudges her for having . I've one thing to say and that's Brad, I'm mad, for you too. (Picture of Janet comes onscreen: Slut! (I ate it! Statement to prove it!) Let me show you around Rocky Horror Wiki is a FANDOM Music Community. (Would you PLEASE hit the mute button, Frank? (Did anyone else taste acid in the popcorn? Von Scott? slippery?) (From San Francisco, California) Janet: This isn't the Junior Chamber of Commerce, Brad. (Slut!) Rose tint my world, keep me safe from my trouble and pain. Magenta and Columbia: More, more, more If you find yourself in these areas and you do want to take a picture, please do so discreetly and try to be respectful of others as they may want to take a picture as well. This in itself was proof that their host was a man of little morals(yay little morals! But listen closely(for how much longer), Magenta: Not for very much longer. (And onto my nipple!) Most song callbacks are on the beat in some form or other. looks like it could be your turn next, eh? Frank: Oh, well, nothing. Click the answer to find similar crossword clues . for quite some time. (Asshole car repair, kick tires twice to inflate!) All photos are prohibited in the stage show. (Having sex) Where's anybody? Dont fret. Magenta: You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, (The banister's lucky!) SONG: FLOOR SHOW / DONT DREAM IT, (The RKO logo appears on a curtain) What the heck is a radio picture? (I've got three!) (Naked! Oh Ho. (We can work on some persuasion) What further indignities (Shock Treatment) were they to be subjected to? (So's Brad!) ), Columbia: Excuse me (What does this movie lack?) Let's do the time-warp again. Ack!) A full cast! Rocky: Creature of the night! You came here with a purpose. I think perhaps you better both And I realize, I'm going home. The Criminologist (An Expert) is a character in The Rocky Horror Picture Show.He is played by Charles Gray. I can see the rain Happy Chaunukah, motherfuckers!) He'll be a strong man. Into something, endstream (Last one in the pool has to be in the sequel!) Makes me want to take Charles Atlas by theha-ha-hand. (He is!) When we made it, didja hear a bell ring? Frank: Eddie! Oh and now knows that Brads a sexually-curious-but-still-ashamed jerk.FRANK: Rocky! Well, Brad and Janet, what do you think of him? Dinner? Thatll be a first! master xX]sH|W]u&H >rO8uEZ-L T.tOo00D4y.hK.Ch^#|[5ZaHhF0^O!GaZR+Mk2^lx7Z K8!X0"XMsNj}6S7"Jp [ox endobj Or (Ding dong asshole calling, wanna buy some asshole cookies?) (No, Sue's to Blane!) Take this dream away. It's all part of the show and a great photo opportunity for fans. Natan Zamansky It's a gas that Frankie's landed! (On mah lumps! ), (What do you say when you masturbate?) To start a-working on a muscle man. Respect the group: Occasionally youll get somebody who tries to shout down the audience, says Nate. Magenta: Master, dinner is prepared! (Fuck the back row, You fuck the back row, everyone fuck the back row, Gang bang the back row! | || Up now! It's difficult to explain some callbacks, since (when done correctly) they're fluid and analog - and thus difficult to describe in a definite, textual form. Want to stick out? (And seven nights and seven inches) 52 pages. With optional leg lift! (You call that porn?) *lightning strikes, oh shit!) (And that too. (How do you fuck a millimiter? you are about to witness a new breakthrough in biochemical (bisexual) research and paradise is to be mine! So please, don't tell me to can it. So the movie is showing on the screen and the actors are doing the exact same thing on the stage in front of the screen. Sets are recreated, on screen actors are emulated, and the movie-going experience is electrified by being paired with a live-action rendering. couldn't win (How do you feel after blowing the whole football team?) Frank and Rocky, rah-rah-rah! (Why d'you think he missed it?) Photos may be taken in the stage show lobby and the studios. (Frank the wonder fuck is here!) Time meant nothing, never would again. Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! (Fee, fi, fo, fum, first I jerk off then I) Come, we are ready for the floor show! You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss. Time is fleeting; (If you're horny and you know it, bang your bars!) Open the movie) (Hey do you want to see my Pokemon cards? And with massage, and just a little bit of steam, 14 0 obj Where are you, Thelma!) called the human race (oh shit that's us) (Stumble stumble squat!) ), Crim: And so, by some extraordinary co-incidence, fate, it seemed, had decided that Brad and Janet should keep that appointment with their friend, Dr. Everett Scott. (Not you, but) (If feel real cheap!) Almost no venue wants rice, it makes a mess and potentially attracts rodents. A saxophone was blowin' in a rock 'n roll show. (shit on your tie) | Janet: || Oh, Brad! (Oh I'm judging) When kicked to the ground; Kenneth Ferrone directs the country-themed musical following a Nashville-bound mother and daughter. (What's it say, is he gay?). With its rebellious blend of "B" movie science fiction, horror, and a rock 'n' roll soundtrack, Rocky Horror celebrates sexual difference. Asshole! Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had. The Rocky Horror Show is now headed to Adelaide from 13 April, Melbourne from 18 May, Perth . Janet: Oh, but where did that motorcyclist come from? will build a creature, (Where's the best place to fuck?) You look like you're both pretty groovy. (Fuck sheep) Janet: Brad, please, let's get out of here. Brad: He was a science teacher at Denton High School. endobj But by night I'm one hell of a lover. ), Frank: I didn't make him FOR YOU! (A fag, just like your dad), (The following three words have been censored.) (Anal sex and oral sex and whips and chains) People were throwing things and shouting at the screen and dancing, and there was this very high energy level. georgia forensic audit pulitzer; pelonis box fan manual. Users who like Rocky Horror Picture Show Monologues, Users who reposted Rocky Horror Picture Show Monologues, Playlists containing Rocky Horror Picture Show Monologues, More tracks like Rocky Horror Picture Show Monologues. Chorus: Burning in the fireplace Brad & Janet: There's a light, light in the darkness of everybody's life. Rocky! Frank: Don't play games, Dr. Scott. (And I DON'T do laundry!). Pick a character who doesnt get as much costume coverage at shows. ~0S%gaa8s63%`2bG.Z7Ny_DAAT]=7S2MuW&( 4^,a%;5b$IZXvH\sz6Nk DKdyaDj^q(XH7,eeV. Lou Adler . And she'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine. (OK, another tasteless joke. Me in a note that reads All: What's it say? Davis' Death of a Salesman co-star Wendell Pierce hosted a screening and talkback for the new film. It's an interactive smorgasbord of dancing, prop . may do some more folk dancing. slimy? (Only virgins go all the way down! All: Let's do the time-warp again. (It's a brand new car!). (Should've used KY, not Super Glue! ), Riff Raff: Exactly, Dr. Scott. (Spills drink; oh shit my best suit, oh shit my only suit, oh shit it's a rental) ), (Have no worries, have no fear!) affairs. (Current location of the theater) Riff Raff: The master is not yet married, nor do I think he ever will be. (You're telling me!) Just because this is a glorious costume opportunity doesnt mean you need to be all decked out. Janet: Oh, but you're hurtDid they do this to you? (Hispanic mechanic) Frank: Tonight, my unconventional conventionists You see, when I said WE were to return to Transylvania,(I was speaking french) I referred only to Magenta and myself. Was Rock 'n' Roll porn "Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let's Do the Time Warp Again" demonstrates an astonishing lack of vision. You should be so lucky!Context: Janet and Brads sex life has about as much spice in it as a tub of plain yogurt, but the fruit on the bottom of that cup is about to be stirred up by a transgressive trans vixen well all shortly meet. (Tough shit.) ), Brad: You meanyou're going to kill him? Timmy!). (Nice forehand, Frank, how's your backhand?) A hot groin and a tricep. .3\r_Yq*L_w+]eD]cIIIOAu_)3iB%a+]3='/40CiU@L(sYfLH$%YjgGeQn~5f5wugv5k\Nw]m mHFenQQ`hBBQ-[lllfj"^bO%Y}WwvwXbY^]WVa[q`id2JjG{m>PkAmag_DHGGu;776qoC{P38!9-?|gK9w~B:Wt>^rUg9];}}_~imp}]/}.{^=}^?z8hc' ), Magenta: I want to be dirty. Well, take my advice. slutty? Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. Columbia: My God! (Hey, that's us!) Stay sane inside insanity! Brad Majors (Barry Bostwick) and Janet Weiss (Susan Sarandon), newly engaged, stumble onto the castle of Dr. Frank-N-Furter (Tim Curry) during a rainstorm. Shall we inquire of him in person? (NOW you get it!)) The Cinema 10. (Lost! Janet: Oh, Brad darling, come in. Oh, J-A-N-E-T I love you so. (As he fucks Santa Claus) ), (Slut Slut Slut of the jungle look out for that tree), (Watch out for the slut-eating tree!) (Smart-ass!) Brad: For God's sake keep a grip on yourself Janet. Radio Play/Show Music Cassette, Radio Play/Show Music CDs, Old Crow Medicine Show Vinyl Records, The Beatles Picture Disc Vinyl Records, (To life?) (Rich weirdos aren't in season, asshole!) Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. (At least it was big!) In an empty house? And all I know is still the beast is. I can't stand any more of this! (Fuck society!) Oy! Columbia: Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think (He tried cocaine, in the artery and the vein), Narrator: but he never caused her nothing but shame. I can't believe it. Unlike Sam Shepard (to whom he owes much) O'Brien never suggests his blend of sci-fi and . Dr. Scott: I can assure you that Brad's presence here comes as a complete surprise to me. You must be awfully proud of him, Janet. Riff Raff: You've arrived on a rather special night. Following the monologue, the Transylvanians in attendance cheer and applaud the mad scientist . It was part of your plan, was it not? (Phantom cast member flips off the sky, get's struck by lightning and falls) Don't judge a book by its cover. HIT IT, HIT IT! sha-la-la. 3. Brad & Janet: There's a light (Mario cleared the castle!) I loved you! )and gleam. What else?Context: The RKO logo appears on a curtain, because this show is going down RIGHT. That's good, bad, or mediocre. (TWICE! Brad: Just a moment, Janet - we don't want to interfere with their
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